Penthouse Apartment of the Still Pretty Bitty Stark Industries Building, Tuesday Afternoon

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There was a casino themed party coming up and that of course meant Tony needed to hunt down the appropriate tuxedo for the occasion. Or find one that he could do something fun with to make it just a bit extra. You know. As you did when your name was Tony Stark.

"Steve, have you seen my Canali?" Tony shouted from inside the walk in closet of their bedroom.

It was bold of him to assume Steve knew what the hell he was talking about.

[for that guy]

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"We do," Steve agreed, gesturing at the rack of suits, "but not this many parties."

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"I could... donate some?" Yes. They'd love to get a pile of designer suits.

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"That would be very generous of you," Steve said with a sincere smile.

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"And then pick out something new for you," Tony suggested brightly. "Take a trip into New York."

Oh, someone hadn't noticed the island had moved.

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"We could," Steve said slowly. "Have you been outside today?"

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"I got coffee and saw the signs for the party," Tony replied with a little frown of concentration as he checked the hem of a suit.

Well, there it was. He'd been undercaffeinated.

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"Ah," Steve said, grinning. "We've moved."

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"We've moved?" Tony repeated.

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"The island moved," Steve said in a "what can you do" sort of voice.

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"We're not in space, right?"

They'd been too long.

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"We're not. We're in West Virginia," Steve said. "Is that better or worse?"

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"Well, that's better than New Jersey, I guess."

Rude. Kamala was a lovely person.

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Steve laughed because New Jersey jokes were always funny and he was only human. "Slightly," he agreed.

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"Anything look strange about it?" Tony asked, considering past events.

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"We have more trees today but they aren't moving," Steve said. "We should keep an eye on it."

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Tony nodded at that, putting into a mental note pad. "We will then."

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"It's August," Steve said. "Things tend to get strange in August."

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"And around holidays," Tony added. "The school dances. Or trips."

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Steve grinned. "There's a spreadsheet?" he guessed.

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"It helps!" Mostly Tony's anxiety.

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"I'm sure it does," Steve said, pulling out yet another black suit. "Is this it?"

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Tony squinted at it for a moment. "Tom Ford."

This is what you married, Steve.

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Steve, whose expertise stopped at "black suit", nodded like he could figure that out. "Back it goes, then."

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"Maybe we'll get to a location where we can buy a new suit," Tony offered to spare Steve this needle in a needlestack.

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"Probably not West Virginia, though," Steve said with a grin.