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[From here]
Being the helpful sort, Four tried to track Johnny down to pass Alana's message along:
"Hey, your girl's looking for you. Something about triplets and a June wedding?"
Being the helpful sort, Four tried to track Johnny down to pass Alana's message along:
"Hey, your girl's looking for you. Something about triplets and a June wedding?"
Edited 2015-04-01 14:50 (UTC)
[from here]
"I'm not sure you meant me but if you brought bear claws to the common room I'm sure no one would be upset."
"I'm not sure you meant me but if you brought bear claws to the common room I'm sure no one would be upset."
[from here (http://begmetwice.livejournal.com/691.html?thread=28595#t28595)]
"I'm not quite sure who you've got me confused with, luv, but I'm not much in the habit of 'humping' anyone's dad, or even pretending to be anyone's mum. Call me if she comes to town, though, that's a bit more my speed. Also I'm fairly sure this is inappropriate, so don't try to get me fired over this lunacy that you started, please and thanks."
"I'm not quite sure who you've got me confused with, luv, but I'm not much in the habit of 'humping' anyone's dad, or even pretending to be anyone's mum. Call me if she comes to town, though, that's a bit more my speed. Also I'm fairly sure this is inappropriate, so don't try to get me fired over this lunacy that you started, please and thanks."
[From here!]
"Whoooa, whoa, baby. First of all, I promise you I'm no prude. But what the hell would I even do with you standing naked in a doorway? C'mon now."
"Whoooa, whoa, baby. First of all, I promise you I'm no prude. But what the hell would I even do with you standing naked in a doorway? C'mon now."
From here
Another one? So frustrating!
"Why is everypony so down on threesomes, today? More ponies equals more fun! You just have to relax and get into the spirit. With maybe some balloons!"
Another one? So frustrating!
"Why is everypony so down on threesomes, today? More ponies equals more fun! You just have to relax and get into the spirit. With maybe some balloons!"
Momoko was calling back some strange man:
"There's no reason at all for you to punch me and if you try I will totally make you regret it AND leave you dangling from a lightpole. And that's nothing to what my boyfriend will do when he finds you if you hit me. Let alone his partner!"
Okay so probably Jaime would just frown really hard at him and the Scarab wanted to kill everyone just because, but hey! This guy totally didn't need to know that!
"There's no reason at all for you to punch me and if you try I will totally make you regret it AND leave you dangling from a lightpole. And that's nothing to what my boyfriend will do when he finds you if you hit me. Let alone his partner!"
Okay so probably Jaime would just frown really hard at him and the Scarab wanted to kill everyone just because, but hey! This guy totally didn't need to know that!
[[From here]]
"I don't know anyone with a clone fetish, but most people have got one whether they admit it or not, don't they? Clowns, on the other hand, I knew a fellow once who -- well, never mind. You've got the idea."
"I don't know anyone with a clone fetish, but most people have got one whether they admit it or not, don't they? Clowns, on the other hand, I knew a fellow once who -- well, never mind. You've got the idea."
"Hey Tony, it's Jessica. I got all the drones back. It's not very promising so far, but I'm hopeful that I screwed someting up somewhere along the line. Let me know whenever you want to go over the puzzle."
No one had warned Steve that the phones could go crazy. Poor Steve.
He returned the message as well as he was able.
"I know this is the future and all, but I don't need strangers callin' me up to...volunteer their assets at me, even after dinner."
There's a looooong pause.
"Is this a booty call?? I read about those! But no. Still...no."
He returned the message as well as he was able.
"I know this is the future and all, but I don't need strangers callin' me up to...volunteer their assets at me, even after dinner."
There's a looooong pause.
"Is this a booty call?? I read about those! But no. Still...no."
It had been a long time since she'd had to deal with this, all right? Tahiri had had enough to do that she'd forgotten about the weird phone days.
So, of course, she had to return the message. Whoops.
"Much as I appreciate the compliment, that is, if what you talking about my 'rack' means what I think it does, I'm not sure I want to know what you have a couple more of."
She was about to hang up but added as an afterthought: "Your concern for my boredom is touching, though. Unfounded, but touching."
So, of course, she had to return the message. Whoops.
"Much as I appreciate the compliment, that is, if what you talking about my 'rack' means what I think it does, I'm not sure I want to know what you have a couple more of."
She was about to hang up but added as an afterthought: "Your concern for my boredom is touching, though. Unfounded, but touching."
"I'm not jealous of what anybody does with their mouths with their elders or anybody else! STOP BLOODY RUBBING IT IN."
... Okay, maybe Jonothon was a little jealous.
A lot jealous.
There was absolutely jealous incoherent muttering before he hung up the phone.
[From here!]
... Okay, maybe Jonothon was a little jealous.
A lot jealous.
There was absolutely jealous incoherent muttering before he hung up the phone.
[From here!]
i had an idea. can you build a robot that tells me if boys like me? no reason
Yeah, so that text was meant for April's engineer friend Jo...
Yeah, so that text was meant for April's engineer friend Jo...
Hey, Tony, have a late night text while Jessica studied up on your world's Queens.
Need to talk when you have some time. Kinda important.
Need to talk when you have some time. Kinda important.
psst, your link in the profile goes back to LJ.
From here:
"Why would we need weapons? Who is this? I'm happy to help, but I need a little more information, okay? Call me back."
Beat.
"This is Steve Rogers."
From here:
"Why would we need weapons? Who is this? I'm happy to help, but I need a little more information, okay? Call me back."
Beat.
"This is Steve Rogers."
Sadly, Lucille had chosen this particular day to call Hannibal and discuss her experiment with poisoning the housekeeper.
"I'm quite fed up with her. She has an annoying laugh, and then there's all that humming. Out of tune! Do you think I can improve the tea?"
"I'm quite fed up with her. She has an annoying laugh, and then there's all that humming. Out of tune! Do you think I can improve the tea?"
Tony was getting a slightly freaked-out text.
WHY DOES YOUR KID HAVE THE SAME FACE AS MY ALREADY BORN DAUGHTER
WHY DOES YOUR KID HAVE THE SAME FACE AS MY ALREADY BORN DAUGHTER
Okay cleaning Caritas was going to take a while and Kitty was just going to text through it.
I just googled whether chlamydia is airborne, that's a good sign, right?
I just googled whether chlamydia is airborne, that's a good sign, right?
Unfortunately the weird message Jessica got spawned ideas. It was a bad idea but that never stopped her before. So she sent a message to Shunsui. (Oops)
"I'm bored. Get over here now with the sake and I'll shave off that ridiculous thing you call a beard. I'll make it worth your time."
"I'm bored. Get over here now with the sake and I'll shave off that ridiculous thing you call a beard. I'll make it worth your time."
Whoever sent that clearly had no idea who they were talking to.
I'll have you know I'm technically -44. I'm younger than everybody!
I'll have you know I'm technically -44. I'm younger than everybody!
Edited (I can't math.) 2021-04-01 14:11 (UTC)
"Hey, it's me. I'm running late, but I'll get you something special to make up for it. Happy birthday, sweetheart. You're the best thing that ever happened to me."
Of COURSE Ghanima was returning this call.
"To be perfectly blunt, no, I do not trust you to know that fire is bad," Ghanima said cheerfully. "I shall be judging you and your judgement until the end of time. I've met your family, after all."
"To be perfectly blunt, no, I do not trust you to know that fire is bad," Ghanima said cheerfully. "I shall be judging you and your judgement until the end of time. I've met your family, after all."
Troy was confused. He was usually confused, about a lot of things, but this time it was about a very particular thing.
"Who's Harry??"
"Who's Harry??"
Edited 2021-04-01 19:55 (UTC)
Steve is about to do something very stupid.
Jump off a building stupid or...?
Look, he knew his husband.
Look, he knew his husband.
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