Apartment at the Top of the Unnecessarily Tall For the Island Stark Industries, Saturday Morning

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Tony had escaped the radio station with a slow moving garland snake trailing behind him. Which was pretty much normal for this place. It wasn't nearly as fun as yesterday, but he was still just going to go with it.

"You can get the next one," he called to the garland as he pushed the close doors button on the very much not overkill, Steve elevator.

Then took a deep breath as the ding sounded to announce his arrival at the appropriate floor.

"Honey, I'm home."

[for sp with the guy]

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"You are incorrigible," Steve said, laughing.

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"I like what I like!"

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"Me?" Steve guessed.

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"Married you, didn't I?"Tony asked, leaning in and not noticing that garland slithering forward.

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"Yes, you did," Steve said, kissing him. "Sucker."

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"Tricked me, huh?" Tony said into that kiss. Which was very nice until he had a garland yanking on his ankle to break it.

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"Hey, stop that," Steve said, stomping on the garland.

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"Not the kind of tying up we like," Tony agreed, pulling his foot free.

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Steve's entire face went pink. "Tony!"

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Tony just gave him a perfectly innocent look. "What, darling?"

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"Didn't you already scar the mistletoe?"

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"I like to think that was a group effort," Tony said smugly.

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Steve blushed again. "Well. Maybe."

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They could clearly use this to deal with all the issues coming from the silliness this month, right?

"Definitely."

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Of course they could!

"It wanted to see us kiss, and I don't feel it's on me that it followed us into all of those rooms. And the elevator."

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"Exactly!" Tony agreed. "We were honestly just having a normal day."

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"Well, slightly more hands on than usual," Steve allowed.

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"I thought it was pretty average," Tony said, for sure trying to rile Steve up with a grin.

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Steve burst out laughing. "Completely incorrible," he said with another kiss.

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"You'd get bored of me if I wasn't," Tony assured him. "I'm a boring guy."

What with the multi-billion dollar company and superhero life.

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"You fly around in a suit you built yourself," Steve said, "and make things that make the entire world better. You're not boring."

Steve Rogers: still president of the Tony Stark fan club.

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Which was very sweet of him.

"Well, when you put it like that..."

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Steve gave him a smile. "I don't like people calling you names. Even if it's you."

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Steve needed to be steered away from a loooot of the internet then.

"You're very sweet like that."

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But they were wrong! On the internet!

"Just making sure they know they're wrong," Steve said.