Apartment at the Top of the Unnecessarily Tall For the Island Stark Industries, Saturday Morning

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Tony had escaped the radio station with a slow moving garland snake trailing behind him. Which was pretty much normal for this place. It wasn't nearly as fun as yesterday, but he was still just going to go with it.

"You can get the next one," he called to the garland as he pushed the close doors button on the very much not overkill, Steve elevator.

Then took a deep breath as the ding sounded to announce his arrival at the appropriate floor.

"Honey, I'm home."

[for sp with the guy]

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"This second?" Steve retorted.

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"Maybe!" In the face of tinsel murder? Yes.

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"Never pictured you as a coward," Steve teased.

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"I'm not a coward!" Tony insisted.

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"You don't want to deal with tinsel butt," Steve said.

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"Which is just being reasonable," Tony insisted. "Maybe I can get you a cup too?"

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"Please," Steve said with a smile. "I'll watch Patty."

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"Love you." Even though he was escaping the mess.

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"I love you too," Steve said, smiling. "Make the coffee strong."

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"Spike it with Thor's hooch. Got it," Tony replied with a nod.

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"I love that you knew that," Steve said.

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"I know you too well, darling," Tony called back, making his way to the kitchen that was just too fancy for two people who struggled with basic cooking.

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But it would amazing in Instagram pics! If Steve knew how to do that!

"You do," Steve said, grinning. "It's nice."

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And not just get pictures of his thumb and a little bit of the dog.

"Well, if I didn't, this whole marriage might not work out nearly as well," he teased.

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Steve laughed. "I would hate that."

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"Like roommates who occasionally hug," Tony agreed, coming back with one massive coffee for himself and a more normal sized, spiked one for Steve.

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"We did that at the beginning," Steve said.

It had been awkward!

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"We were friends!" Who hugged, yes.

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"Close friends," Steve agreed.

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"Exactly."

And it wasn't at all weird for them.

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Steve grinned. "This is better."

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"We finish fewer movies now though." There was that.

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"I'm weirdly proud of that," Steve admitted.

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Tony laughed at that, shaking his head. "I kind of am too."

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"I'd say we could watch one now but the garlands will get us," Steve said.