Apartment at the Top of the Unnecessarily Tall For the Island Stark Industries, Saturday Morning

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Tony had escaped the radio station with a slow moving garland snake trailing behind him. Which was pretty much normal for this place. It wasn't nearly as fun as yesterday, but he was still just going to go with it.

"You can get the next one," he called to the garland as he pushed the close doors button on the very much not overkill, Steve elevator.

Then took a deep breath as the ding sounded to announce his arrival at the appropriate floor.

"Honey, I'm home."

[for sp with the guy]

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"I thought it was pretty average," Tony said, for sure trying to rile Steve up with a grin.

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Steve burst out laughing. "Completely incorrible," he said with another kiss.

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"You'd get bored of me if I wasn't," Tony assured him. "I'm a boring guy."

What with the multi-billion dollar company and superhero life.

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"You fly around in a suit you built yourself," Steve said, "and make things that make the entire world better. You're not boring."

Steve Rogers: still president of the Tony Stark fan club.

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Which was very sweet of him.

"Well, when you put it like that..."

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Steve gave him a smile. "I don't like people calling you names. Even if it's you."

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Steve needed to be steered away from a loooot of the internet then.

"You're very sweet like that."

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But they were wrong! On the internet!

"Just making sure they know they're wrong," Steve said.

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How could they?!

Tony laughed and leaned in for another kiss. "Well, you do love a good fight."

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"You're always worth fighting for," Steve said.

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Steve got a much sweeter kiss for that. "Thank you, darling."

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Steve was not noticing the garland's renewed sneak attack as he kissed Tony back.

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Tony hummed into that kiss before it turned into a yelp of surprise once the garland wrapped itself around both of their legs. "Oh, it's just sad."

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Steve frowned down at the garland. "Honestly."

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"Oh nooo. We've been caught," Tony said, trying to give the poor thing a little bit of a confidence boost. Because this was just so sad.

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"Help, help, help," Steve said, hoping Patriot didn't hear him.

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Oh, it was too late for that. Those murderous instincts took over as Patty attacked with an admittedly ferocious growl.

"Okay, so maybe we should be a little more careful with the dog this month."

The sheer amount of tinsel he was going to poop out...

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The floor chocolate.

"Definitely," Steve agreed, reaching down to help the corgi out.

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Oh, they were going to need JARVIS on high alert.

"At least we caught him before he ate too much marzipan."

How much marzipan was too much marzipan for a dog?

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"He was like one of those little marzipan stuffed Christmas cakes," Steve teased, kicking free of the garland.

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"Well, you get to rub his belly while he farts as it digests next time."

Being a dog owner sure was glamorous.

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"Oooh, tempting," Steve teased, leaning in to kiss his nose. "See? You're not boring."

Just domestic.

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"I try," he replied, stepping free himself as Patty shook his head viciously.

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"Good dog," Steve said with a grin. "Excellent protecting."

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"We never need to fear intruders," Tony added solemnly.

And not just because he was insane and put so much into the security system here.