Apartment at the Top of the Unnecessarily Tall For the Island Stark Industries, Saturday Morning

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Tony had escaped the radio station with a slow moving garland snake trailing behind him. Which was pretty much normal for this place. It wasn't nearly as fun as yesterday, but he was still just going to go with it.

"You can get the next one," he called to the garland as he pushed the close doors button on the very much not overkill, Steve elevator.

Then took a deep breath as the ding sounded to announce his arrival at the appropriate floor.

"Honey, I'm home."

[for sp with the guy]

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Tony laughed and kissed him back. "I thought maybe you were kissed out."

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"There's no such thing," Steve told him Very Solemnly.

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"Oh, good answer," Tony said. "Well practiced."

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"Thank you," Steve said. "I'm glad all that time in front of the mirror paid off."

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"You should maybe try other deliveries just in case," Tony suggested with a grin.

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"I do need to tweak my 'don't worry, citizen,'" Steve admitted. "It's cheesy."

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"Maybe try the whole Ratman raspy voice one," Tony suggested. Because of course he'd suggest that.

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Steve burst out laughing. "No."

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"It works with the beard!"

Anthony, no.

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"Does Ratman have a beard?" Steve asked.

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"I'm sure some version does," Tony replied helpfully.

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"No," Steve said in his very best (but still not great) Ratman impression.

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"Oh, I'm so into you." Was he? Was he?"

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Steve grinned. "Really? This works for you?"

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"It helps that it's you," Tony suggested.

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"You are incorrigible," Steve said, laughing.

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"I like what I like!"

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"Me?" Steve guessed.

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"Married you, didn't I?"Tony asked, leaning in and not noticing that garland slithering forward.

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"Yes, you did," Steve said, kissing him. "Sucker."

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"Tricked me, huh?" Tony said into that kiss. Which was very nice until he had a garland yanking on his ankle to break it.

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"Hey, stop that," Steve said, stomping on the garland.

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"Not the kind of tying up we like," Tony agreed, pulling his foot free.

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Steve's entire face went pink. "Tony!"

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Tony just gave him a perfectly innocent look. "What, darling?"