Good morning, everyone! It is I, Miss Lydia Bennet, here once again with all the news the squirrels saw fit to report. Don't try to understand their choices. It is not for our minds to know.
Let's see...I suppose we should begin with the
school, shouldn't we? In
Overcoming Obstacles, the students...practiced being bitten by Mr. Stark and Mr. Rogers' dogs? That cannot be correct. I suspect the squirrel assigned to that class was very drunk indeed.
Combat 101 learned some basic self-defense, which sounds more accurate, well done, Combat 101 squirrel, and
Cupcakes of the World learned about the cupcakes of Australia. We've an Australian restaurant here on this very island, if any of you are curious about more of their cuisine!
Next, moving along to--
*excited trilling*
Yes, the
dormitory. The porg is very excited. In the
second floor common room, Mr. Karkaroth was preparing a meal when he was joined by
Mr. Henry of Skalitz and his dog, to whom
Mr. Dooley introduced himself.
Mr. Dooley and Mr. Karkaroth discussed how they are adapting to modern technology. Apparently Mr. Dooley doesn't have a phone yet. Imagine!
In the
town, Miss Skywalker was doing some work on the roof at her
warehouse, assisted by
Dean Skywalker, whilst at the
forge Mr. Henry of Skalitz was considering making more horseshoes. A blacksmith can never have enough horseshoes, I've always heard! And finally, at
the Devil's Nest, Mr. Morningstar was, as always, at his pianoforte. With that, dear listeners, I shall leave you and hie myself off in search of tea. Farewell until next week!