Apartment Above Stark Industries, Monday Morning

[imafuturist]

So, this was different. Usually things happened on the weekends, not on Mondays.

Which was why Tony was aggressively sighing as he drank his coffee and looked over his emails and messages.

At least he was prepared with clothing for these days after being here so long. Steve, on the other hand...

"J, let's do a rush order on women's clothing for Steve."

[for that gal!]

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[imafuturist]

Tony smacked him with the apron as he took it off. "You'll be glad once you get clothing that fits."

[heroic_jawline]

"I'll be very glad when I get clothing that fits."

He blushed. "I don't suppose a bra's involved too?"

Because apparently physical perfection as a girl included big boobs. Sigh.

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"All the requisite undergarments are included," Tony replied with a laugh. "If you plan on going to the gym, you are going to thank me for getting you a bra."

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"I tried running back from the radio station," Steve said, making a face. "Huge mistake. Also: ow. I'd ask Natasha for tips, but she'd kill me and then she'd laugh at me."

[imafuturist]

"She would give you better tips on how to hide weapons in your bra," Tony said, unable to keep from laughing again at Steve's expression.

[heroic_jawline]

“She's got at least three knives down there, not that I've checked,” Steve said.

[imafuturist]

"I don't know," he teased, brushing Steve's hair back to kiss his cheek. Which was still strange. "You have kissed her."

[heroic_jawline]

"Jealous?" Steve teased.

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"Utterly mad with it," Tony replied.

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Steve leaned in to kiss him. "No reason to be."

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"I don't know, maybe redheads are your type," he murmured into the kiss.

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"Nope, I like bossy brunettes," Steve said.

[imafuturist]

"Aren't I lucky?" Tony said brightly, tugging on Steve's hair playfully.

Look, it was so much longer and fun!

[heroic_jawline]

Steve grinned. "If you say so."

[imafuturist]

"I'm the expert," Tony assured him as something downstairs chimed. "Oh! Clothing is here."

[heroic_jawline]

"Yay, bras!" Steve cheered.

[imafuturist]

Ton snorted, kissing his temple again. "You can even borrow some lipstick if you're that excited."

[heroic_jawline]

"Maybe I will," Steve said, grinning as he stood up and went down to get the clothes. "Be right back!"

[imafuturist]

"I don't get to watch?" he called after Steve with a teasing grin.

[heroic_jawline]

"When I get outsmarted by the bra, I'll let you know," Steve said.

[imafuturist]

Tony blew him a kiss before going to get himself more coffee. And, okay, maybe checking out himself in the reflective side of the coffee maker.

He hadn't spent too much time on that before now.

[heroic_jawline]

Steve wasn't completely out of his depth here--he had been on stage and knew about both stockings and makeup.

He returned a bit later in a pair of jeans just slightly too tight (Cap booty made it tough) and a shirt that, for a wonder, fit.

And Tony's heels. "I don't know about jeans and heels," he said, glancing down.

[imafuturist]

"Oh," Tony said faintly. Because yes, that Cap booty. "I think they look great."

He was very, very biased.

[heroic_jawline]

Steve blushed. "Yeah?"

[imafuturist]

"Yeah," Tony agreed readily. "You look amazing. Hand to god."