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imafuturist) wrote2016-01-30 08:03 am
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Secret AIM Facility - Long Island, NY - Saturday Morning
After the complete clusterfuck that was yesterday, Tony was going for a tried and true method of coping called 'go beat up bad guys for touching his stuff.' It was super fun.
And he did promise to let this version of Steve hit the armor for stress tests, but hitting AIM seemed like a way better plan. So, hitting AIM it was.
"If you see anyone in ridiculous yellow outfits, they're the bad guys," Tony said, looking through the list of Stark technology on the premises that was helpfully listed by JARVIS after a quick scan of the place. He was going to blow up so much stuff today.
It almost made up for the fact that he was in Long Island.
[for the captain who would be confused if Tony said 'Assemble!']
And he did promise to let this version of Steve hit the armor for stress tests, but hitting AIM seemed like a way better plan. So, hitting AIM it was.
"If you see anyone in ridiculous yellow outfits, they're the bad guys," Tony said, looking through the list of Stark technology on the premises that was helpfully listed by JARVIS after a quick scan of the place. He was going to blow up so much stuff today.
It almost made up for the fact that he was in Long Island.
[for the captain who would be confused if Tony said 'Assemble!']

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Color coordination was important, Steve.
"Okay, we're going to get out of here before Hill questions why there are two of you."
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"C'mon, we're getting pizza as soon as I ditch the suit." He held out an arm for him to take like he was dealing with his own Steve.
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A beat.
"You're one of the few non-flyers. We've adapted."
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He could only imagine the ways his Tony would mock him for this.
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"I could always carry you bridal style," Tony replied dryly. "Carol did that to Barton when he pissed her off."
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Tony rolled his eyes, wondering if he'd offended some 40s masculine sensibilities with this. "Don't worry. Haven't dropped you yet," he said, taking off as soon as he deemed Steve secure.
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Below them there were SHIELD agents sighing as they dealt with supervillain stuck on his side like a turtle. It was adorable.
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"How much can pizza cost?"
Oh, Steve.
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"...I'll bring a credit card." Because cash was for plebs. Also, he had a tendency to lose things.
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Important things like books and shirts that don't fit.
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"Did SHIELD provide it?"
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You know, the board totally had it right that Iron Man was a drain on funds when he has multiple locations for this.
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